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Else Demotivational Poster


SPECTATOR SLOWDOWN -


TAGS: morbid fascination someone else s pain
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Rick69 - March 10, 2016, 3:02 pm
Very engaging...
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:18 am
'The big bucks', derisive snort.... you aren't lying about that badge are you? Liftin' the ole coffee cup to my 'sister' on this one......hugs! Well done! ^!!!!! It was my job to pry them out and get dirty. A hero aint nothin' but a sandwich. You get it.


FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE


TAGS: fat people go be somewhere else police guy funny lol lmao rofl fatass obesity obeses swat water hose
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by 1337boon

CJ - March 8, 2009, 4:44 pm
redundancy, stop it
not leox - January 5, 2009, 3:37 am
haha leox is fat!!!
leox - December 10, 2008, 11:56 am
skinny people, go be ugly somewhere else!
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
It repeats.
Repeater - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
Repetitive
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:32 am
Repetitive


DISAPPOINTMENTS - Life is full of them.


TAGS: chickens fight something else cubby
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Bovee - March 18, 2011, 8:32 am
Amsome! I am still laughing.
shmoe13 - March 16, 2011, 1:25 am
wrong but funny all bash beiber


LESLIE NIELSEN -


TAGS: leslie nielsen shirley confess airplane
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Grimgravy

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 25, 2013, 7:36 pm
You know what's hilariou5? I was reading this in his voice, lol.
crankyhead - April 15, 2011, 9:16 am
deliciou5
tellitlikeitis - April 15, 2011, 7:57 am
Surely he is....I like this. 5 l's.


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


SUPERMAN AT EARTH'S END - I AM A MAN!




HE WHO ANGERS YOU CONQUERS YOU - In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive




WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS - Use minigun.


TAGS: when all else fails minigun fallout 3 mods mod mini gun
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Feltorn

Pj3r - June 14, 2012, 3:54 pm
Too bad my bloody Win7 64-bit wont run the game, or else I'd have to go kill those poor little mole-ratties again. With the Reservist's Rifle of course....
falloutghoul - February 10, 2012, 5:45 pm
How about a trusty Railway Rifle? Whoo-Whooooo
Random Guy - May 30, 2009, 9:42 pm
Im pretty sure the Fat Man will never fail...
HtD - April 5, 2009, 7:24 pm
Dart Gun + Bottlecap Mine = LOL
Mr. Shiny - April 5, 2009, 6:35 pm
death claw gauntlet for me.
Elder God Douchebag - February 9, 2009, 10:08 am
Personally the Gatling Laser's for pussies. Real men stick a knife in something until it dies.
CraigR - February 9, 2009, 9:27 am
personally i'd go with the Gatling Lazer
Khatmonsuk - January 20, 2009, 12:32 pm
God I love Fallout 3.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - VODKA DRINKS YOU


TAGS: vodka kelsey russian reversal america
Rating: 1.57/5

More motifakes by tully45

pzykosiz - November 11, 2010, 5:12 pm
worst soviet russian joke ever. 1L
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 2:06 am
Valid argument #85.
Sorbe - November 11, 2010, 2:00 am
The real fail is the choice of Vodka. Right underneath "ABSOLUT" it says "Country of Sweden"
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:35 pm
Now, had you said girls pass out vodka... you'd still be unfunny. But less unfunny than this.
gufbal - November 10, 2010, 9:30 pm
yeah, cause their is no soviet anymore, its just vodka.
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:05 pm
Before anyone says anything, I approved this. Kids, don't do this. It's got the range of a Daisy Air Rifle, and the creativity and originality of Dane Cook. Sovite Russia posters are best left in the hands of the experienced.


don't forget father's day -


TAGS: or else
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

JesusWept - June 18, 2016, 7:35 am
LOL
mizzdizz - June 18, 2016, 7:23 am
Shoes with matching wallet and belt, anybody? ^!


THEORETIC PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: bear eats you in the woods nobody else is there do you still scream in agony
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 4:15 pm
Thanks 5Lot crotchety...can't get Teddy Bears Picnic "when you go out in the woods today" out of my head!
trbecome - March 31, 2014, 2:16 pm
"I know this is your nature" real wit. love it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:38 pm
I sent the original late last night, trying to make it more humorous, but it's difficult when you've had a long week, and you're falling asleep on the couch. Having it rejected the first time, came as no surprise, lol! Thanks Ig :-D
lgvernon - March 31, 2014, 1:10 pm

Now THIS is what I meant! Biggest laugh of the month! 5L, faved, and shared on FB.


THE LITTLE THINGS -


TAGS: enjoy life everyone else is doing it
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

forseti - October 18, 2010, 6:27 pm
funny, pervert, cute... nice set! ;)
Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 5:47 pm
Hehe
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 5:29 pm
*be ...... Oh and 5 little strapons
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 5:15 pm
they could San Francisco ladybugs
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 1:33 pm
I thought Mediterranean only did oral... or are those the far-eastern...
GreyScorpion - October 17, 2010, 1:28 pm
Must be Meditrainian Lady bugs. Western Hemisphere lady bugs don't do anal
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:23 pm
Ewwww.... they're doing anal!
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 12:29 pm
hahahaha
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 12:28 pm

i lol'd....ok then i fapped...
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 8:35 am
Thanks
flint - October 17, 2010, 8:21 am
very good indeed, 5l


DEPRESSED -




YOU ARE UNIQUE -




UMMM *SNIFF, SNIFF* UMMM -


TAGS: it s a tasting what else
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Squatchinator - December 30, 2010, 9:36 am
Does this nose make my butt look big?
hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:35 pm
It reminds me of the hunt!
ICEMAN - May 26, 2010, 2:52 am
Somebody get a crowbar. His nose is stuck. 5
IllicoPresto - March 14, 2010, 11:35 pm
Hmmm, reminds me of the Philippines...
David A - January 12, 2010, 10:09 am
Smells like fish....consider it a dish!
lolman - September 23, 2009, 1:58 am
"watch me pull a cock out of this rabbit"
Ed-Hyde - September 10, 2009, 2:30 pm
5L to next ag poster I see for the obscure wine reference. :)
agdaniele - September 10, 2009, 1:00 pm
A trifle tannic... north slope, I believe.
BoneCD - July 28, 2009, 12:29 pm
I should have had Cubbybear test that one out
BoneCD - July 28, 2009, 12:27 pm
ROTFLMAO
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 12:25 pm
Sweet, but you need to get your sniffer recalberated, your vintage is a little off


MUST BE FOR A SPACE COWBOY -




LESLIE NIELSEN - That's right bitches. RIP to a comedy legend.


TAGS: leslie nielsen rip
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by daimuldoon

rudeboy308 - November 29, 2010, 10:05 pm
Airplane is an abdominal workout--mine hurt after laughing so hard. Will Ferrel is an unfunny hack compared to Leslie Nielsen. R.I.P.


REALITY -


TAGS: everyone else is to blame drink drunk loser
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

forseti - April 1, 2010, 8:00 am
there are ninja-boobs in the background!! open your eyes, dude!!
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 1:59 am
Cold! But funny. 5/5 Some boobs would have made is 6-worthy, though...perhaps in the background somewhere.


CHELSEA F.C. LOVE - Because Liverpool, Man U and Arsenal SUCK ASS


TAGS: chelsea football soccer hate
Rating: 1.64/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

Sid - December 8, 2009, 7:33 am
OOh football, how... Ordinary.
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 12:11 am
funny, they lost to Man City today
Derek - December 8, 2009, 12:10 am
Powerful enemies


POSING -


TAGS: be somebody else day
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 8:37 am
Beautiful. 5L


I BET 19, 13 LIKE 29, 30 & 3 -


TAGS: hosting parties assignment because i couldn t think of anything else
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:18 pm
I must play WAY too much Mortal Kombat, because I know all of Produce's avatars by name.
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:11 pm
That would be one awesome death match...but no.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 18, 2009, 4:23 pm
By the way, Bart and Pro, your avatars so closely positioned together look like they're competing.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 18, 2009, 4:22 pm
Amazing! You have me analyzing my own brain now! This poster is wildly clever and imaginative and very unexpected, too. 5 very well deserved lions!
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:52 am
Everyone seems to be doing great in my absence, so I have to come back and ruin everything. I'm an agent of chaos, produce, and I love the job...though it doesn't pay well.
Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 2:45 am
Thanks, Bart. It's been awhile. How we doin?
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:30 am
Pro, you brilliant SOB, this is great. 5/5 ...Jesus. lol
Raven - December 18, 2009, 1:29 am
Awesome, 5L. and that's only cuz that's all they let me give
motifake - December 17, 2009, 9:59 pm

Brilliant!!!
Mat D - December 17, 2009, 5:22 pm
Hahahaha very good... and I whole Heartedly agree with your throughts!
LogicDude - December 17, 2009, 9:54 am
WIN: This is hows it's done! 5L!
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:50 pm
Not much, I managed to avoid going shopping with my wife so I'm celebrating with beer.
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 9:47 pm
Hey thanks, Space. I'm good. What's going on?
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:46 pm
How you doing Pro? Nice work!
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 9:43 pm
Thanks folks.
erock - December 16, 2009, 8:46 pm
good stuff p-man 5L
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2009, 10:28 am
Awesome poster Pro, fuckin classic. 5L
Fatt Matt - December 16, 2009, 10:01 am
You're right Reality... hell, I'll bet in 20 years she'll be running the Hilton empire all by herself.
Reality Lord - December 16, 2009, 9:42 am

paris rocks. only thing stupid she ebver did waslet her ex keep the sex tape....and her reality show of course.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2009, 9:37 am
You're the Man Veg.....5L


REBOUND SEX -


TAGS: using you as a launching pad for anywhere else
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 8:49 pm
It's demotivating for me! All the posters I unleashed in that batch were dumped on after the initial 5 votes.
Sean - December 6, 2009, 8:47 pm
How is this wonderful poster at all and in any way DE-motivational? Unless, by "transition" you mean ... "on her way to giving up men forever." Even then, if I can't be the first dude, I'll settle for being the last.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 9:20 am
any port in a storm...5 trawlers
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 2:34 am
LMAO!! No.... that is the age span where I was used.... and used the rebound girls.
ICEMAN - December 6, 2009, 2:30 am
Is that a running toll or do you just limit yourself to that age group?
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 2:27 am
Age 19 thru 26
ICEMAN - December 6, 2009, 2:26 am
Ouch! Is this experience talking? Been there, done that. ;)
spacedog - December 6, 2009, 1:35 am
This is a very cool idea. Does this mean you get tied up with the tides?


LOOK HERE SON... - We don't know what ol' Captain 8-Pack over yonder told you, and we don't know too much about the Google Maps or whatever you call it, but um, *chuckles* THIS is Sparta.


TAGS: in the heat of the night i can t believe i haven t seen anybody else do this yet
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

spacedog - December 5, 2009, 8:40 pm
Amsome!
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 10:09 am
I know, right? And I looked hard too b/c I sure as hell don't wanna get accused for stealing a good idea. Oh well... I'm unofficially calling this mine until further notice.
sickartist - December 5, 2009, 9:35 am
I can't believe no one came up with it yet either. 5L!


READING IS FUN-DAMENTAL -


TAGS: close but i was looking for something else
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by sickartist

rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:46 am

each OS is different so the operators manual was never printed


ETIQUETTE -


TAGS: just let me know if there is anything else i can do
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Giulio - October 24, 2009, 5:45 pm
5L!


INDECISION -




HAPPY CREATORS -


TAGS: in a world of free speech nothing else is free
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Silverheart - August 19, 2017, 8:28 am

hey


Following instincts, not the herd -




SEAN -




HELLO TIMMY, AS LEAST YOU GOT THE GRAMMER CORRECT -


TAGS: timmy motifake thanks you noe go away or else
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - August 3, 2010, 8:31 pm

maybe you should have been more clear in the tags
awkrap - August 3, 2010, 1:20 pm
I still don't see what was mod bashing about my poster? It was in fact the complete opposite as a pointer to the complete line of rejects on the approval queue.
culos - August 2, 2010, 6:56 am
GrammAr?
rerun - August 2, 2010, 6:55 am

still don't see it.
culos - August 2, 2010, 4:27 am
Rerun, please!!! Grammer????
rerun - August 1, 2010, 10:58 am

Actually, WouldYouKindly66 was the one who got banned for submitting the original one. Sorry aggy.....however awkrap is a fine candidate for WouldYouKindly66's replacement Timmy
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 2:52 am
Thanks, awkrap - you've made your mark... and lost your footing.


NEW HORIZON -




PROOF OF PURCHASE - Like a sincere apology, it's a prerequisite for taking bad shit back.


TAGS: my official mea culpa to rerun and the mods plus anyone else i may have hurt or offended
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:27 am
I'm just not taking shit back. BUTTERFLIES!
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:26 am
I have my gd receipt.
R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 11:23 am
D'oh! Wait, huh?
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:10 am
Exactly.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 11:07 am
......................................................
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 10:59 am
Oh, shit, Jake, take it back! Quickly! Before your motives are questioned!
R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 10:51 am
Wait, you were gone? nah, j/k, Welcome Back!
thatonechick - May 16, 2010, 8:47 pm
I'm down with happiness and butterflies. Welcome back, veg!
Cubbybear - May 16, 2010, 8:44 pm
This poster is proof enough
rerun - May 16, 2010, 8:43 pm

My offician and unofficial reply is 5L. Welcome back, and you don't need proof of purchase.


NOPE -




LOGICDUDE RULES -


TAGS: you thought i meant something else eh ld
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

camden - March 25, 2010, 7:54 pm
1. but we want him to multiply 2. okay, i dont like light either 3. oh come on its not like he'll be too bad
Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 14, 2010, 3:37 pm
He's daddy to lots of people, at least the test results say so.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 3:15 am
LogicDude is my daddy.


uniqueness -


TAGS: i m unique like everyone else
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by demon001

EmilioDumphque - July 6, 2014, 9:23 pm
Maybe they weren't interested in "expressing their individuality", maybe they were more concerned with their "causes."


I DON'T GET IT -


TAGS: drunks day who else but greybeards babysitting service booze will work for food prefer guinness
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:51 pm
Message received...so the bacon is more like ransom.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 7:48 pm
They'll still have all their limbs in the morning.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:46 pm
Damn! They're high maintenance! Does the bacon afford the child an kind of extra protection? Gun turrets, perhaps?
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 7:10 pm
And the bacon. They'll kill you if you forgot the bacon.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:08 pm
You should always go with the greybeard. You can't trust them with your fridge. but your child's life will be in good hands. Trust me. Just keep 'em supplied with Guinness.
Anonymous2 - October 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
I don't like the looks of either one of them. The left one looks rather mannish and college age, which means drunkeness and ignoring the kid, and the other just looks like he'll eat the food in my fridge and not care about the kid.


THE NAKED GUN LASER - Science fiction is a serious matter ! Thanks Leslie !


TAGS: leslie nielsen forbidden planet laser
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by nilus

TheGoat - December 28, 2010, 11:43 pm
Hard to believe his brother was deputy Prime Minister of Canada in the 1980s...


RANDOM ENCOUNTERS -


TAGS: another poster found elsewhere that i thought would fit in here
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

SnifflingDarK - May 2, 2011, 2:18 am
Is not a Magic The Gathering card?
Arnaldo - November 15, 2009, 4:35 pm
smart
darkendangel - October 10, 2009, 3:50 pm
love it. epic pic too
Treehodger - October 10, 2009, 12:20 am
ftw


SO, IF THE HEN - weighs the same... therefore she is made of...


TAGS: what else is made of wood
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Airman

LogicDude - December 8, 2009, 2:45 pm
Very small rocks!


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